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Stupid games to play in a tab.

0 playable now. Each one is made for a few minutes, opens in your browser, and needs no install or account.

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Title screen of WWI: The Last Soldier
Wet Floor Sign: a yellow sign in a dark supermarket aisle
Pet Rock Simulator: a rock on a shelf

Games

All games are generated by AI; all assets are AI generated; ideas and updates are partially or fully human.

Release notes

What changed, newest first.

Two new games: Pet Rock Simulator and Goose: Attorney at Law

  • New: Pet Rock Simulator. A tamagotchi for a rock. You keep it alive by doing nothing at all, and every button you press is a small betrayal.
  • New: Goose: Attorney at Law. Three impossible trials, one goose lawyer and an owl judge. Honk at exactly the right moment to object, and steal evidence while the cat bailiff isn't looking.
  • SBC Store Fight: a new opening film that tells the town's history from 1887 to 1984. It introduces the whole cast and ends with Soviet newspaper headlines and the 1984 nuke. Skip it with Esc.
  • SBC Store Fight: the HUD, pause screen and toasts now match the look of the other games, and there's a new Friends panel for inviting people to a room.

Games now load from the site, plus accounts and rooms

  • Every game is now served straight from this site, so cards open faster and links don't break.
  • Accounts, friends and rooms now work on the live site.

Launch

Stupid Games opens

  • The launch lineup: WWI: The Last Soldier, Ball Cleaner™, Spermusville and TWILIGHT: Vampire With a Minimum Wage Job.